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lawyer joke
by jester Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:14 am
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
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Lawyer joke
by rocker21_force Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:13 am
:lol!:nyahahahaha sis! its a great joke! MWUAHHHH;)
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Re: lawyer joke
by unsung.h3r0 Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:41 am
waaaaaaaaaaahahaha cz mi claire u made me laugh to fullest really.. 
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Re: lawyer joke
by camhe22 Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:31 pm
wahahaha cztah bhe i thought you don't know how to joke hehehe keep sharing your jokes cztah bhe 
i thought you don't know how to joke hehehe keep sharing your jokes cztah bhe 
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Re: lawyer joke
by jester Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:44 am
final_force wrote:wahahaha cztah bhe
hahahaha cztah bhe what is the use of my nick if i don't know how joke
mwah wavz you. don't worry i'll search more jokes
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Re: lawyer joke
by papa_cologne Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:46 pm
toinkz toinkz!!! the smartest man on world have been fooled!!!
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Re: lawyer joke
by eyeofthespy5 Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:55 pm
one of the best medicines i've taken so far that had alleviated my boredom today....
quite an impulsive adrenaline that shooks me off and telling me...
"hey, buddy there are a lot of foolish people in the world.."
thanks for the dose cztah..;;;
quite an impulsive adrenaline that shooks me off and telling me...
"hey, buddy there are a lot of foolish people in the world.."
thanks for the dose cztah..;;;
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