Latest topics Search Who is online? In total there are 6 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 6 Guests :: 1 BotNone Most users ever online was 45 on Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:44 pm Statistics We have 2650 registered usersThe newest registered user is shahzad_iqbal07@yahoo.com Our users have posted a total of 108869 messages in 11967 subjects Social bookmarking | peking duck Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:31 am by heavensangel_force Wife calls her husband at the office: “Darling, we are having guests this evening. I’m thinking of Peking Duck for the dinner – is it allright?” “Of course, dear,” the husband says. “That’s an excellent idea.” Five minutes later the wife calls again. There’s panic in her voice: “The recipe in the … [ Full reading ] Comments: 1 tatlo na tayo Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:26 am by heavensangel_force Misis: Hon, magiging tatlo na tayo! Mister: Ha?! Ako ata ang pinakamasayang tao sa buong mundo! Misis: Salamat naman at ganyan ang pakiramdam mo! Dito na titra ang nanay ko! Comments: 0 pagtatapat Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:24 am by heavensangel_force Sa emergency room: Husband:Honey,may ipagtatapat ako sa ‘yo.Baka kasi di na ako magtatagal. Wife:Huwag mong sabihin iyan Darling, mabubuhay ka pa nang matagal. Ano ba iyong ipagtapat mo sa ‘kin ha. Husband: May relasyon kami ni Mareng Auring. Buntis siya ngayon. Wife: Ganon ba! Nurse… nurse… huwag … [ Full reading ] Comments: 0 In a chinese call center Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:19 am by heavensangel_force Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent. Operator: I … [ Full reading ] Comments: 0 mga headlines daw Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:16 am by heavensangel_force Nagbabagang Balita!!! *dalawang kalbo,nag-sabunutan. * Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata!! * Palaisdaan, nasunog!! * Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!! * Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!! * Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki ang ulo!! * Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!! * Bulag nakapatay, … [ Full reading ] Comments: 0 common sense Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:13 am by heavensangel_force Boy: Nay may ulam ba? Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak. Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba? Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan! Comments: 0 |


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