Pinoy in an American Coffee Shop

Iasng araw pumunta ang isang pinoy sa coffee shop sa L.A.

Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Bigcup!!! Bigcup!!!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs , sir?
Pinoy: Yes. tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem kuk.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs... fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Pinoy: ( with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Begyurpardun?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano.
Waiter: We don't have that.
Pinoy: Okey, git me taystee.
Waiter: We dont have either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or boneti?
Waiter: You're wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time. What would you like for breakfast?
Pinoy: Donut plis.........

Ajejeje pinoy nga aman

wahahahaha! ang kulit talaga ng mga pinoy

Pinoy maging saan tlga? Super tlga at nagkakalat pa.