THE PINOY and THE AMERICAN

A Pinoy is having his "SNACK" (bread
and ube jam),
when an American man chuckling chewing
gum, sits down
next to him.

The Pinoy ignores the American who,
nevertheless,
starts a conversation.


American: "You Filipino folks eat the
whole bread??"

Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge
bubble) "We don't. In
the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them
into croissants and export them to the
Philippines"

The American has a smirk on his face.
The Pinoy
listens in silence.

The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly
with the
bread??"

Pinoy : "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his
teeth and
chuckling). "We don't. In the States we
eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds,
and left overs in containers, recycle
them, transform
them into jam and export them to the
Philippines."

The Pinoy (kind of pissed of) then
asks: "Do you have
sex in America?"

American: "Why? Of course we do", the
American says
with a big smirk.

Pinoy: And what do you do with the
condoms once you've
used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of
course."

Pinoy: "In the Philippines, we don't
throw them. We
put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down
into chewing gum and export them to the
States.

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