3 wishes

by **scratch_111** Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:12 am

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies
appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear. The next thing
the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50
beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the
house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the
floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing
there are the two genies. They drag him outside to the nearest tree,
throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

As the genies walk off, one genie says to the other one "Hey, I can
understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a
millionaire. But to be well hung is beyond me!"

by **naahil_04** Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:37 am

hahahahaha. funny. i realy enjoyed kyp posting

by **camhe22** Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:56 pm

hahaha 50 beutiful women at a time? bro scratch if you were in the shoe of that guy what wishes you wanna ask? keep sharing your jokes bro scratch.

by **slaughter_force** Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:19 pm

SO SO FUNNY!!!! WHY WOULD HE WISH TO BE HANGED AFTER ENJOYING 50 WOMEN....( BUTI NGA SA KANYA!!!!! )AHAHHAHK HE KNOWS HIS GONNA DIE ANYWAY,,,, (NKAKAPAGOD KAYA GINAWA NYA!!!!)