give me a break!!!!!

by **cutest_dmd_force** Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:22 am

A STORY IS TOLD OF A MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH AND PRAYS, " GOD, I NEED A BREAK. I NEED TO WIN THE STATE LOTTERY.I'M COUNTING ON YOU, GOD." HAVING NOT WON THE LOTTERY, THE MAN RETURNS TO CHURCH A WEEK LATER AND ONCE AGAIN PRAYS, "GOD, ABOUT THAT STATE LOTTERY..... I'VE BEEN KIND TO MY WIFE.I'VE GIVEN UP DRINKING.I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD.GIVE ME ABREAK. LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY."

A WEEK LATER, STILL NO RICHER, HE RETURNS TO PRAY ONCE AGAIN.
" GOD,I DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ON THIS STATE LOTTERY THING.I'VE BEEN USING POSITIVE SELF-TALK, SAYING AFFIRMATIONS, AND VISUALIZING THE MONEY. GIVE ME A BREAK,GOD. LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY."
SUDDENLY THE HEAVENS OPEN UP, WHITE LIGHT AND HEAVENLY MUSIC FLOOD INTO THE CHURCH, AND A DEEP VOICE SAYS, " MY SON, GIVE ME A BREAK! BUY A LOTTERY TICKET! "

by **papa_cologne** Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:15 pm

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... asking to win but not buying a lottery ticket?!?!? lol smash

by **maemar_force** Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:52 pm

Waaahhh,GIVE ME A BREAK.....

by **angel_jen_force** Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:05 pm

hakhakhak he want win lottery not to buy a ticket lottery cool jokes dmd.

by **carelyn** Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:00 am

whahahahahaha so funny but with great morale lesson...most of the times we are asking God for something but we forget to do our part...

by **issarosette** Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:42 am

I love it, such a cool joke dmd, funny and witty! Thanks for the laughter shared.

by **juville_force** Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:56 pm

Nyahahaha buti d binatokan n lord hak! Cool joke dmd.. lol!

by **cutest_dmd_force** Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:04 pm

YEAH WE TEND TO DEPEND ON MIRACLES BUT WE DON'T DO OUR PART!!! " NASA DIYOS ANG AWA NASA TAO ANG GAWA"

by **cutest_dmd_force** Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:08 pm

MI ISSA THANKS ! I'M TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY. TO LIGHTEN ONE'S HEAVY HEART. I'M GLAD I'M APART OF FORCE FAMILY. I ALSO DRAW STRENGHT FROM YOU GUYS!!!! THANKS!!!