Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
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Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by tusoquero Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:09 pm
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by pegasus202 Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:50 pm
I HAVE CALLED YOU LAST NITE BUT YOUR PHONE JUST KEPT ON RINGING.LatER EVERYTIME I DIALED YOUR NUMBER THE OPERATOR KEPT ON SAYING..ThE OWNER YOU DIALED IS UNDER REPAIR...BwAHAHAHA.
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by cutest_dmd_force Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:15 am
WAITING WITH
PATIENCE AND
PERSEVERANCE AND
PRAYERS
RESULTS TO POSITIVE RESULTS
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by papa_cologne Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:52 pm
hahahahaha...... now i know what they're praying for 
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by slaughter_force Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:44 pm
ITS A LONG LONG TIME WAITING.... NOW THEY HAVE IT AT LAST!!
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by nices Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:41 pm
wew parrots talga more sharing and keep on posting 
more sharing and keep on posting 
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Pray hard (joke of the day)
by Angelu_force Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:12 pm
Wahahaha!! Lolz!! Nice j0ke bro!!
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by juville_force Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:40 pm
Nyahahaha bless you parrots...
bless you parrots... 
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by jh0s3ph Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:52 am
bwaaahahahaha the parr0ts prayer was answered waaaahahahaha 
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by young_angel_ly_force Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:57 pm
ahahhaha answered prayers!!!!!! ahahhahakkk
very cool!!!!
very cool!!!!
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by athena_force Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:44 pm
Bwahahahaha!!! 
It's so comforting when you share these jokes with us...
Like I said, now I finally know what's really keeping you busy...
Salam...
It's so comforting when you share these jokes with us...
Like I said, now I finally know what's really keeping you busy...
Salam...
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by pegasus202 Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:20 pm
I am really happy that you are one joke,because i like to collect funny's,hilig kong mag collect ng mga bagay na parrott's.Bwahahaha?
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by pegasus202 Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:23 pm
I am really happy that you are one joke,because i like to collect funny's,hilig kong mag collect ng mga bagay na parrott's.Bwahahaha?
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by archang3l_force Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:58 pm
kindly tickle me pls hakhak
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by sky_patrol_force Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:51 pm
hahahahhah nice parrot lollllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lollllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by gone_the_force Fri May 02, 2008 9:05 pm
WAAA HA HA.NiCE JOKE BRO..
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by st0rm_angel Sat May 03, 2008 3:18 pm
hehhehe nice joke parrot... its funny
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by bogglers_force Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:21 pm
hahahahha ang parrot talaga kahit kelan haliparot.... nice joke bro keep it up 
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by faith_force Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:50 am
Nyahahaha n0w i kn0w wat they prayed 4 
:P:P:P nice 1 bro
:P:P:P nice 1 bro
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by rein_force Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:38 am
Hmmm,d less0n must be,kep on prayng & dreaming. 
ibbgay dn ni G0D lahat ng wish natin,jst be patience gaya ng par0t ni padre.
ibbgay dn ni G0D lahat ng wish natin,jst be patience gaya ng par0t ni padre.
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Re: Pray Hard (Joke of the Day)
by tart_force Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:31 am
nice joke sir dot.care i really laugh at that joke
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