The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
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The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
The Diet
BREAKFAST
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz glass skim milk
LUNCH
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
rest of the package of Oreo cookies
1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge
DINNER
2 loaves garlic bread
1 large pepperoni & mushroom pizza
1 large pitcher of beer
3 Milky Way candy bars
1 entire cheesecake
DIET TIPS
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
they cancel each other out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count
if you both eat the same amount.
4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
These include any chocolate used for energy,
brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream.
5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage
causes the calories to leak out.
6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the
calories don't count.
7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because
they are part of the entertainment, and not ones
of personal fuel.
BREAKFAST
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz glass skim milk
LUNCH
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
rest of the package of Oreo cookies
1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge
DINNER
2 loaves garlic bread
1 large pepperoni & mushroom pizza
1 large pitcher of beer
3 Milky Way candy bars
1 entire cheesecake
DIET TIPS
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
they cancel each other out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count
if you both eat the same amount.
4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
These include any chocolate used for energy,
brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream.
5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage
causes the calories to leak out.
6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the
calories don't count.
7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because
they are part of the entertainment, and not ones
of personal fuel.
tusoquero- Guide Mig33 Admin
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
huh! nice diet reciepe...ha!ha!ha! Diet joke!! Cool...
aries_force- Flash member ll
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
nice diet tips...eat all food that you want but be sure to use other plates so calories will not count in your intake bwahahahaha!
Re: The diet...(joke of the day)
br0 a very helpful diet tips, whahahaha, make sure n0body is watching
jh0s3ph- Master Initiator
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
YOU REALLY ARE A JOKER!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!
YEAH NO ONE IS WATCHING ANYWAY, WHO CARES!!!!
YEAH NO ONE IS WATCHING ANYWAY, WHO CARES!!!!
cutest_dmd_force- Moderator
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
Can i follow dat kind of diet? Ahak bungakngak
gladden_force- Team member
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
haha nice tips diet.
angel_jen_force- Moderator
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
NYAHAHAHAHAHA NICE DIET TIPS MA TRY NGA MAKAKAIN ME SA IBANG PLATE
helwa- Master Initiator
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
YES I WILL EAT, ANYWAY NO ONE IS WATCHING!!!! GOOD JOKE!
slaughter_force- Regular lV
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
How about diet coke in other glass?
juville_force- Team member
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Re: The Diet... (Joke of the Day)
Nice tips for a diet hakhak il do that sometime
archang3l_force- Moderator
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