Relax a bit while working - Dont take it serious

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.


Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's innerwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.



Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own.


Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.



Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.



7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

> Beautiful,

> Responsible

> Energetic

> Adorable

> Sweet

> Truthful and

> Self-Organized.

> In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S



Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.


Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.



Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.



Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?

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