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Post by vixen-ivy_force Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:16 pm

Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan. Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.

"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat sa iyo."

"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."

"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"

"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo."

"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinagtaksilan kita. Sana ay patawarin mo ako."

"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita nilason."

sa mga nangangaliwa, mag-ingat sa lason
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Post by sonata_force Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:36 am

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bagay mo isa ka kasing taksil lol smash lol smash lol smash
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Post by vixen-ivy_force Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:12 am

nyahahahay wawang lason....este misis pala
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Post by pegasus202 Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:06 am

hwag mangaliwa baka lasonin kyo...

lol smash lol smash lol smash
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Post by tart_force Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:12 pm

paktay tyo jan best lol smash
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Post by vixen-ivy_force Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:41 am

wiwwww...ang wise ni mister ai...panu kung expired na yung lason na pinainom nya? lol smash
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Post by pegasus202 Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:54 am

di buhay parin c misis... scratch
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Post by cuttee Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:56 pm

hak..pag akew kinaliwa..d las0n aabutin nya sakin...babalatan kew xa ng buhay...unti unti niang matitikman ang kalm0t ni kuting..nyahahaahhayy
lol! lol!
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Post by yoma Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:11 am

cuttee wrote:hak..pag akew kinaliwa..d las0n aabutin nya sakin...babalatan kew xa ng buhay...unti unti niang matitikman ang kalm0t ni kuting..nyahahaahhayy
lol! lol!

babalatan mo sya cutting? bago mo kalmutin budburan mo mona ng sili at asin
para magtanda iyon kong buhay pa sya..hahaha..
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Post by pegasus202 Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:52 am

lol smash lol smash lol smash kuting baket kalmot lang....
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Post by faith_force Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:13 pm

tingnan muna yung expiration date ng lason lol smash
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Post by vixen-ivy_force Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:00 am

ask nga ntin si nices chatair kung anu na status nung topic nya tungkol sa lason na expired....
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Post by pegasus202 Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:32 am

ai oo nga pala...
ala naman cya...
baka nalason narin...

Shocked
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Post by cuttee Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:22 am

yoma wrote:
cuttee wrote:hak..pag akew kinaliwa..d las0n aabutin nya sakin...babalatan kew xa ng buhay...unti unti niang matitikman ang kalm0t ni kuting..nyahahaahhayy
lol! lol!

babalatan mo sya cutting? bago mo kalmutin budburan mo mona ng sili at asin
para magtanda iyon kong buhay pa sya..hahaha..

nyahahahhaahayyyy yuta tartkew...tsaka paminta at t0y0 sibuyas at bawang..nyahahahayy sarap na ad0bo..wajejeje..pag d pa xa nag tanda lits0nin kew naman..nyahahaahahyy
lol! lol!
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Post by purple_gie Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:14 pm

Tapos kyo mga kaliwaero , kpag lason nasigurado nd pa xpired tyak insured muna kyo mga asawa nyo bgo ibigay lason sa inyo
Hak! Paktay tyo tan!
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Post by yoma Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:35 am

wala kanaman pananagutan cutting na balatan sya budburan ng
paminta sili, asin at tuyo kasi taksil sya, ano kaya lasa ng litsong asawa..
hahahaha... lol!!
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Post by sonata_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:37 am

Anak:nay puwd nba akong mg bra?Kinse na ako
puwde nba? Cge na po?
Nanay:hoy!Joselito tigilan mo nga ako kick
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Post by pegasus202 Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:51 am

bakla na naman....

lol smash lol smash lol smash
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Post by tart_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:52 pm

ligaw na naman Shocked
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Post by yoma Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:51 pm

ang bakla talaga kong saan2 pumapasok..hahaha..
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Post by tart_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:37 pm

dapat bro yoma may bantay bawat section para sa mga bakla lol smash
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Post by pegasus202 Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:25 pm

lol smash bakla nga eh kaya naghahanap ng mapapasukan...
mamaya may tomboy narin d2... lol smash
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Post by tart_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:26 pm

ngek lol! tomboy naman Shocked
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Post by pegasus202 Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:29 pm

eh may bakla di dapat may tomboy rin....


lol smash lol smash
tpoz cla mag iibigan... scratch
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Post by tart_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:30 pm

nyahahaha lol smash may nabubuo n tyong storya sa bakla at tomboy lol smash
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