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The bride tells her husband

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Post by jester Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:07 am


The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

lol smash
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Post by unsung.h3r0 Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:45 am

wat a joke!!! lol smash lol! hehhehehe
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Post by camhe22 Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:10 pm

hahahaha nice one cztah bhe. lol! keep on posting cztah bhe. hearty
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Post by carelyn Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:49 pm

hahaha! lol smash what a joke cz jester! Razz
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Post by princess_force Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:59 am

hahaha lol smash nice joke lol!

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Post by slaughter_force Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:23 pm

WAHAHHAHAHAAH SO HE GOT TIRED!!!!! VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!
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Post by papa_cologne Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:10 pm

wahahahahaha hope mine can last for a life sentence lol smash lol smash lol smash
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Post by angel_jen_force Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:57 pm

cool joke cz lol smash hehe.
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Post by juville_force Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:38 pm

Hahaha cz jester joke, joke, joke... lol smash lol smash
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Post by gladden_force Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:32 pm

Cz jester..ahak bungakngak..what a terrible prison..he he.can i ask a question? WHERE DO I FIND THAT PRISON? Ahak bungakngak.
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Post by nices Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:16 am

nyahahah nice bride lol smash
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Post by jester Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:38 am

Gladden_force wrote:Cz jester..ahak bungakngak..what a terrible prison..he he.can i ask a question? WHERE DO I FIND THAT PRISON? Ahak bungakngak.


hahahahaha lol smash mario tell your girlfriend where is the prison Razz lol smash
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Post by young_angel_ly_force Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:54 pm

ask me where is the prison, i show you the way>>>> nice joke!!!!
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Post by jester Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:20 am

Young_angel_ly_force wrote:ask me where is the prison, i show you the way>>>> nice joke!!!!

nyahahahaha cz young lol smash don't let mario saw your prison lol smash
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