Real friends
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Real friends
Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
Last edited by archang3l_force on Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:18 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : decapitalized topic title)
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Re: Real friends
Anyone can stand by you when you are right...
but a real friend stands by you when you're wrong.
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls...
a real friend dosen't have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a
full news bulletin on his life...
a real friend says "Whats new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are new...
A real friend says
"You've whined about the same thing for years,
get off your duff and do something about it!!
A simple friend had never seen you cry...
a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears.
A simple friend dosen't know your parents first names...
a real friend has their number in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party...
a real friend comes early to help cook,
and stays late to help clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed...
a real friend asks why you took so long to call?
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems...
a real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history...
a real friend could black mail you with it,
but of course would not!!
A simple friend acts like a guest when visiting...
a real friend helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over after you have an arguement...
a real friend knows it is not a friendship till you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to be there for them...
a real friend expects to always be there for you!!
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but a real friend stands by you when you're wrong.
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls...
a real friend dosen't have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a
full news bulletin on his life...
a real friend says "Whats new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are new...
A real friend says
"You've whined about the same thing for years,
get off your duff and do something about it!!
A simple friend had never seen you cry...
a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears.
A simple friend dosen't know your parents first names...
a real friend has their number in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party...
a real friend comes early to help cook,
and stays late to help clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed...
a real friend asks why you took so long to call?
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems...
a real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history...
a real friend could black mail you with it,
but of course would not!!
A simple friend acts like a guest when visiting...
a real friend helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over after you have an arguement...
a real friend knows it is not a friendship till you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to be there for them...
a real friend expects to always be there for you!!
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pegasus202- VIP Member
- Mig33 ID : prince.william_force, pegasus202 p-e-g-a-s-u-s-2-0-2
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Skill: Chatter
Re: Real friends
A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Simple Friend doesn't know your parent's first names.
A Real Friend has their phone numbers in the address book.
A Simple Friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A Real Friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he/she has gone to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A Simple Friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A Real Friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.
A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you!
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A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Simple Friend doesn't know your parent's first names.
A Real Friend has their phone numbers in the address book.
A Simple Friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A Real Friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he/she has gone to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A Simple Friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A Real Friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.
A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you!
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pegasus202- VIP Member
- Mig33 ID : prince.william_force, pegasus202 p-e-g-a-s-u-s-2-0-2
Location : canada
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Skill: Chatter
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