An explorer

by **th3-punish3r** Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:01 am

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God,
I'm screwed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms
out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your
feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the
life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing
heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on
their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're screwed."