10 lessons from my relationship

by **prince_force** Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:19 pm

10 things that my infinitely long, perpetually twisted, inexplicably complicated, rotten to the core, doomed form start, bottomless mess that i called relationship, taught me.

1. Time can be your best friend or it can be your worst enemy, but damn, u don't even have a choice here.

2. Every damn thing in life comes with a price tag, no after-sales-service and an expiry date.

3. Bite more than u can chew. U r going to choke, anyway.

4. If u can't beat them, join them. If u can beat them, still join them.

5. What is a girl's best friend ? Diamond ? Daddy's credit card ? NAAAH......its a cellphone.

6. You have to give her a patient hearing, no matter if it rambles on for hours. When it comes to her turn to listen, u have 2 milisec, before she starts all over again.

7. Don't blame her for anything, even if u know its her. U will invariably end up kicking your own ass and asking "what the hell was i thinking".

8. Don't even try to make her see your point. It will start with a calm and polite conversation and end, with u, requiring your vocal chords to be reattached.

9. Never ever, ever, ever....("ever" x 100), question her judgment. Instead poke a beehive or jump out of a plane without a parachute, if u r so hell bent on having an adventure sport.

10. Freud died wondering "What does a woman want ?". Fool. They just want one, and only one thing. EVERYTHING.

Tell u guys, am done with girls.

moved by inspire...please post in correct section!