Wise Filipino....

Iba ang pinoy mautak...

A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning. He is
eating bread and jam when an American came, while chewing his gum, sits down
next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation:


Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"


Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."


Kano (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't. In America, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."


The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still
the American persists.


Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"


Pinoy: "Of course."


Kano (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling: We don't. In
America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
and sell the jam to the Philippines."


The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"


Kano: "Why of course we do!"


Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms after you've
used them?"


Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."


Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America.

hahaahhaha oh my god .. !!! thats hilarioussssss

Ha ha ha ha ha! thats pinoy !
Wiser than what they think!:-D
Lol, keep posting and sharing!
God bless u more!

tok! bro punisher u make me laugh so guys beware to eat bubble gums lolzzz... nyahahahahaha....ewwwwwww!!!

you made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!! grabe kaso madaling araw di pwede tumawa malakas baka sabihin baliw ako hehehehheheh pero ewwwwwwwww natawa talaga ako
yan ang pinoy!!!!!!!!!

He really got the american hahahahaha =))