Check your Dirty IQ? **brand new ;)

by **scratch_111** Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:43 am

Questions...

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both
men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I
come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers
to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a
big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged
in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

hope you guyz like it Very Happy

by **naahil_04** Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:02 pm

a tooth brush

by **shinigami_force** Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:23 pm

funny haha... lol !!! isnt it;) Hope to c more

by **camhe22** Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:45 pm

hahahaha nice jokes ....if you got an dirty IQ you gonna think something

by **cutest_dmd_force** Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:08 am

I REMEMBERED ONE TIME WHEN I CALLED MY FRIEND (IN MANILA ) AND HER MOTHER WAS THE ONE WHO ANSWERED THE PHONE, I WAS WORRIED WHEN SHE BURST OUT INTO TEARS THAT HER DAUGHTER AT THAT TIME WAS EXPERIENCING SEIZURES... I WAS SHOCKED AND COULDN'T SAY A WORD... THEN HER MOTHER LAUGH OUT LOUD!YOU KNOW WHY!? MY FRIEND WAS BRUSHING HER TEETH AND HER MOUTH WAS FOAMY... LIKE ONE WITH EPILEPTICS!
lol smash