Strange and FUNNY Signs

by **pegasus202** Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:21 am

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

On a Plumbers truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We just want your 'tows'."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"

At a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be 'delighted' if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little 'grills'."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."