lousy PIck-Up lines
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lousy PIck-Up lines
by pegasus202 Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:03 am
lousy pick-up lines by men and witty counters by women:
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I 've looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking like a face like
yours.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomach.
HE: Go on. Don't be shy: Ask me out.
SHE: Okay. Get out!
HE: Can i have your name?
SHE: Don't you already have one?
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you!
HE: If i could see you naked, I'd be happy!
SHE: If i see you naked, I'd probably die laughing!
HE: Hey, baby! What's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter!
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Girl: If we get married, stop smoking.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: And going to the club at night.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: What else can you stop?
Boy: The idea of marrying you!!!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I 've looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking like a face like
yours.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomach.
HE: Go on. Don't be shy: Ask me out.
SHE: Okay. Get out!
HE: Can i have your name?
SHE: Don't you already have one?
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you!
HE: If i could see you naked, I'd be happy!
SHE: If i see you naked, I'd probably die laughing!
HE: Hey, baby! What's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter!
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Girl: If we get married, stop smoking.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: And going to the club at night.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: What else can you stop?
Boy: The idea of marrying you!!!
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Re: lousy PIck-Up lines
by angel_jen_force Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:22 am
nyahahaha he cancel also to marry her...
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Re: lousy PIck-Up lines
by archang3l_force Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:00 pm
Poor guy everything he say got slammed right in his face... i hope that never happen to me
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Re: lousy PIck-Up lines
by gladden_force Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:27 pm
Ahak bungakngak..nice conversation.hehehe
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