Now this is funny and brief

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office,
trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs,
having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be
here to sign up, I'll need all your children's names."

'This one's my oldest; he is Leroy" "OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one, he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but Continues.
One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a
pattern here. Are they ALL Named Leroy?"

Their momma replied, "Well, yes- it makes it easier.
When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell,
'Leroy!' An ' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all
comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street,
I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
had, naming' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and
not the whole Bunch?"

Wew good idea that m0ther i can even use that if i have several gf's. hakhak i can all call them honey so there w0nt be any confusion

That is your big problem lady.go ahead and think of it hehehe