A Love story Joke

by **pegasus202** Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:37 am

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman becameaware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. Hestarted by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, heproceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over herstomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. Hecontinued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other.His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probingthen started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned todo the same to her right thigh.By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed alittle to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed."Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"