ransom note
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ransom note
Dear Faithful Readers:
Everything is fine. I am being treated well. My captors are very nice.
I am safe. I will be kept out of danger as long as you comply with their demands:
* a non-expirable Macy's gift certificate in the amount of $1,500,000
* one foot-long Italian hoagie (a/k/a "sub" or "hero") with oil and no mayo, small bag of WOW! chips
* one smoked turkey on rye (with seeds) with romaine (NO TOMATO or mayo or I die) and stoneground mustard, small bag of Baked Lays (barbecue)
* one toasted "everything" bagel piled high with Nova lox, a shmear of cream cheese, and a slice of Vidalia onion, with pickled herring on the side
* One case of Diet Mountain Dew
* One 2-liter bottle of Frank's Black Cherry Wishniak soda
Leave everything at the northwest corner of 34th and Fifth Avenue at 8:00 this evening, or you'll never see me again.
P.S. Also bring me a venti mocha malt frappuchino with whipped cream and a drizzle of mocha syrup raspberry syrup and nutmeg on
Everything is fine. I am being treated well. My captors are very nice.
I am safe. I will be kept out of danger as long as you comply with their demands:
* a non-expirable Macy's gift certificate in the amount of $1,500,000
* one foot-long Italian hoagie (a/k/a "sub" or "hero") with oil and no mayo, small bag of WOW! chips
* one smoked turkey on rye (with seeds) with romaine (NO TOMATO or mayo or I die) and stoneground mustard, small bag of Baked Lays (barbecue)
* one toasted "everything" bagel piled high with Nova lox, a shmear of cream cheese, and a slice of Vidalia onion, with pickled herring on the side
* One case of Diet Mountain Dew
* One 2-liter bottle of Frank's Black Cherry Wishniak soda
Leave everything at the northwest corner of 34th and Fifth Avenue at 8:00 this evening, or you'll never see me again.
P.S. Also bring me a venti mocha malt frappuchino with whipped cream and a drizzle of mocha syrup raspberry syrup and nutmeg on
pegasus202- VIP Member
- Mig33 ID : prince.william_force, pegasus202 p-e-g-a-s-u-s-2-0-2
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Re: ransom note
hakhak go0d 0ne bro. keep it up
archang3l_force- Moderator
- Mig33 ID : asian_archangel,fallen_angel30
Location : Jeddah K.S.A
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Re: ransom note
hak hak hak . . .
angel_jen_force- Moderator
- Mig33 ID : angel_jen, jeny_in_the_bottle, jen_wafa, casper_jen, jenylicious_01, cruisin_eye
Location : Riyadh, KSA
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