WIFE & HUSBAND

by **frenlysmile** Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:54 pm

My wife dresses 2 kill. C cooks d same way.
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I bought my wife a new car. C called n said, "Thr was water in d carburettor." I said, "Whr's d car?" C said, "In d lake."
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After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, "u knw, I was a fool wen I married u." d husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in luv n didn't notice."
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Wen a man steals ur wife, thr is no better revenge than 2 let him keep her

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A man, upon his engagement, went 2 his father n said, "I've found a woman jst lyk mother!" His father replied, "So wht do u want frm me, sympathy?"
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I married Miss Right. I jst didn't knw her 1st name
was Always.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single
men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man was complaining 2 a fren: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, d luv of a beautiful woman-then, BAM!, it was all gone!" "Wht hapnd?" askd his fred. "My wife found out...
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