ALMS FOR THE CHURCH
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ALMS FOR THE CHURCH
Minister just before passing the collection plate:
Minister: " Our church is in a bad state of anemia. It is sick with need for a nwe roof and the organ needs surgery. To help meet these emergencies, I have figured out a new collection plate. ope Whenever one or more half dollars drop, they land in a furlined pocket. A penny or a nickel will strike a bell, clearly audible to all. And a buttom, my dear congregants, will trip a device that would fire a pistol. So govern yourselves according and let us pray."
Minister: " Our church is in a bad state of anemia. It is sick with need for a nwe roof and the organ needs surgery. To help meet these emergencies, I have figured out a new collection plate. ope Whenever one or more half dollars drop, they land in a furlined pocket. A penny or a nickel will strike a bell, clearly audible to all. And a buttom, my dear congregants, will trip a device that would fire a pistol. So govern yourselves according and let us pray."
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Re: ALMS FOR THE CHURCH
ha ha ha. . .
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Re: ALMS FOR THE CHURCH
THEY HAVE TO LOOK REALLY SICK HUH!!??? WISE MINISTER!!!!
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