The Talking Dog
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The Talking Dog
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
Re: The Talking Dog
nyahaha good joke bro. it seems the owner is asking the wrong questi0ns to his dog
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t0ink c0ol j0kes admin keEn...
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Bwahaha..Wow it's cool joke admin.Keen! Porky berdie kitty dogie...
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Nyahaaaak....Nice j0ke admin keen...
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Naks naman all around talaga c sir keen dj na,,, joker pah
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admin....waaaaa a joke
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