QUICKIEs
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QUICKIEs
advice to worms:sleep late!
did you hear about the cannibal who liked to stop where they serve truck drivers?
doorman:your car is at the door,sir
car owner:yes,i hear it knocking.
flip:do you live in a small house?
flop:small!ours is the only house in town with roundshouldered mice.
patient:doctor,will you treat me?
doctor:absolutly not!you'll have to pay the same as everyone else.
did you hear about the cannibal who liked to stop where they serve truck drivers?
doorman:your car is at the door,sir
car owner:yes,i hear it knocking.
flip:do you live in a small house?
flop:small!ours is the only house in town with roundshouldered mice.
patient:doctor,will you treat me?
doctor:absolutly not!you'll have to pay the same as everyone else.
pegasus202- VIP Member
- Mig33 ID : prince.william_force, pegasus202 p-e-g-a-s-u-s-2-0-2
Location : canada
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JOKES:QUICKIEs
silly:what did the police do when two hundred hares escaped from the rabbit farm?
sillier:they combed the area.
there's a new book out called HOW TO BE HAPPY WITHOUT MONEY.It costs ten dollars.
sillier:they combed the area.
there's a new book out called HOW TO BE HAPPY WITHOUT MONEY.It costs ten dollars.
pegasus202- VIP Member
- Mig33 ID : prince.william_force, pegasus202 p-e-g-a-s-u-s-2-0-2
Location : canada
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Skill: Chatter
JOKES: QUICKIEs
FATHER TO SON: i don't care if the basement wall is cracking.Please stop telling everyone you come from a broken home...
Did you hear about the snake charmer who married an undertaker?They now have towels marked "HISS" and "HEARSE."
FLIP:if you were in a jungle by yourself and an elephant charged you,what you do?
FLOP:pay him...
"HELLO,operator,i'd like to speak to the king of the jungle."
"i'm very sorry,but the lion is busy."
Did you hear about the snake charmer who married an undertaker?They now have towels marked "HISS" and "HEARSE."
FLIP:if you were in a jungle by yourself and an elephant charged you,what you do?
FLOP:pay him...
"HELLO,operator,i'd like to speak to the king of the jungle."
"i'm very sorry,but the lion is busy."
pegasus202- VIP Member
- Mig33 ID : prince.william_force, pegasus202 p-e-g-a-s-u-s-2-0-2
Location : canada
Mood :
Character sheet
Skill: Chatter
Re: QUICKIEs
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- Mig33 ID : red.hot_force k_a_k_a_s_h_i.01
Location : Philippines
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