Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
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Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,
John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,
Ralph, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at Ralph: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window my husband is home early!" Ralph looked out the
window and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raining
like hell out there!" Mary cried: "If my husband catches us
in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbed
his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside
he found himself in the middle of a marathon race... so he
started running along side the others -- only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?"
Ralph answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed
at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."
John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,
Ralph, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at Ralph: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window my husband is home early!" Ralph looked out the
window and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raining
like hell out there!" Mary cried: "If my husband catches us
in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbed
his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside
he found himself in the middle of a marathon race... so he
started running along side the others -- only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?"
Ralph answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed
at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."
tusoquero- Guide Mig33 Admin
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
what a funny joke
brooke_shields- Mega Member Elite
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
Wahahahaha. Nice one bro. hope to hear another joke from you.
loloy- Regular lll
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
NOW THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!! COOL JOKE!!!
slaughter_force- Regular lV
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
Ahak bungakngak..i think he wear that condom para indi sipunin..hakhak
gladden_force- Team member
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
lol!!!its so funny joke!!!
lovelychel- Mega Member Elite
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
waAaAaAaA nice joke bro.
angel_jen_force- Moderator
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Re: Mary was having an affair... (Joke of the Day)
Wew whats that for so it wouldnt get wet? hakhakhak
archang3l_force- Moderator
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