Miss universe pageant

by **sonata_force** Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:30 am

THE FINALISTS
1.Miss america
2.Miss spain
3.Miss bratain
4.Miss iran
5.Miss india
6.Miss philippines
Q:miss america how cud you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss america:well i wud say that male organs in america is like gentlemen
Q:why do you say that?
Miss america:becoz it stands everytime it sees a woman
(applause,applause)
Q:miss spain:how wud you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss spain:male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bulfight
Q:why do you say that?
Miss spain:becoz it charges everytime it sees an opening
(aqlause,applause)
Q:miss bratain:how wud you describe male organs in your country?
Miss bratain:male organs in our country are like shakespearians actors
Q:why do you say that?
Miss bratain:becoz it cries after every performance
(applause,applause)
Q:miss iran:how wud you describe male organs in your country?
Miss iran:well,i can say that male organs in iran like thieves
Q:why do you say that?
Miss iran:becoz they always enter through the backdoor
Q:miss india:how wud you describe male organs in your country?
Miss india:well i can say that a male organs india is like a laborer
Q:why do you say that?
Miss india:bcoz it works day and night
(applaus,applause)
Q:miss philippines:how wud you describe male organs in your country?
Miss philippines:ahhh...Well ofcourse hihihi i can say that male organs in our country are like "Chismis"
Q:chismis?
Miss philippines:ayyy... Sorry its ano... Ahhh...Kwan it means GOSSIP in our language
Q:hmmm interesting
comparison how do you say that?
Miss philippines:ayyyy...Dyahe,hihihi...Kasi...I mean.....
Bcoz....It passes mouth 2 mouth Laughing