The pinoy export

by **vixen-ivy_force** Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:42 pm

Pedro, a Filipino (pinoy) is having his "SNACK" (bread and ube jam), when John, an American, chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.

Pedro ignores John who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

John: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??"

Pedro (in a bad mood): "Of course."

John: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into pandesal and export them to the Philippines ."

John has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.

John persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"

Pedro: "Of Course."

John: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines ."

Pedro (kind of pissed na!) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

John: "Why? Of course we do", with a big smirk.

Pedro: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

John: "We throw them away, of course."

Pedro: "In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States."

It must be juicy! hehehe

by **cuttee** Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:55 am

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pinapal0bo nga yun ng mga bata ginagawang ball0on..nyahaahahy

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