That's Impossible
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That's Impossible
by issarosette Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:36 pm
An old man went to doctor.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Doc.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Doc.
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Re: That's Impossible
by k-e-e-n Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:38 am
LOL 
Pag di mo pa gets ikaw na babarilin ni doc.
Pag di mo pa gets ikaw na babarilin ni doc.
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Re: That's Impossible
by issarosette Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:29 am
last time I heard, lolo was still wondering who shot the lion ... hehehhehehe
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Re: That's Impossible
by yoma Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:21 am
mukhang dilikado si lolo ngayon, bida panaman lagi si lolo..hahaha..
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Re: That's Impossible
by cuttee Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:14 pm
nyahahahahayy umauz ka l0lo mavavaril ka din wajejeje.. 
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