FUNNY STUFF....ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES?

*Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
*Along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
*In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
*In Cubao:
"NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY"
*On a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"
*Along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL ANG TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
*On jeepney and bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
*On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
*On a delivery truck at pampasadang jeepney:
"NOT FOR HIRE"
*On a window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
*A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN"
*At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
*At a construction site in Makati:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
*Somewhere along in EDSA:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
*Vacant lot near Makati Ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"
*At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL"
*On a building somewhere in Pasay:
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"
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hehehehe basta pinoy... ok ka

:lol!:pinoy nga yan