the Hand Job
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the Hand Job
by issarosette Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:24 pm
A hunk of a man saw this add on the front door of a restaurant
Cheese sandwich = 150$
Hamburgers = 120$
Hotdogs = 100$
Lasagna = 130$
Hand Job = 10$
Squaring his broad shoulder, walking tall, he went inside.
Seeing this fine specimen of manhood, the sexy saleslady sauntered forward smoothing her miniskirt..
saleslady: '' Ahm, may I help you sir?'' batting her eyelashes...
man : '' Are you the lady who's giving that 10$ hand Job?''
looking proud and bristtling, saleslady : '' Oh yes my dear!'' casting the man a meaningful look.
man : '' Ok please go wash your hand thoroughly, I need to buy a chicken sandwich, I am starving!''
hehehhehe
akala nya yun na waaaaaaah
Cheese sandwich = 150$
Hamburgers = 120$
Hotdogs = 100$
Lasagna = 130$
Hand Job = 10$
Squaring his broad shoulder, walking tall, he went inside.
Seeing this fine specimen of manhood, the sexy saleslady sauntered forward smoothing her miniskirt..
saleslady: '' Ahm, may I help you sir?'' batting her eyelashes...
man : '' Are you the lady who's giving that 10$ hand Job?''
looking proud and bristtling, saleslady : '' Oh yes my dear!'' casting the man a meaningful look.
man : '' Ok please go wash your hand thoroughly, I need to buy a chicken sandwich, I am starving!''
hehehhehe
akala nya yun na waaaaaaah
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Re: the Hand Job
by yoma Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:27 am
na unsyame ang saleslady kala nya kikita sya sa extra job..hahaha..
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