Kids at School

by **th3-punish3r** Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:50 pm

> >TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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> >MARIA : Here it is!
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> >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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> >CLASS : Maria!
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> >TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
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> >FRANK : Because of the sign.
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> >TEACHER : What sign?
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> >FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> >TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
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> >floor?
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> >JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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> >TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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> >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
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> >TEACHER : No, that's wrong
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> >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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> >TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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> >DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
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> >TEACHER : What are you talking about?
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> >DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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> >TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
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> >we didn't have ten years ago.
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> >WINNIE : Me!
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> >TEACHER : Goss, why do you ! always get so dirty?
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> >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> >TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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> >MILLIE : I is...
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> >TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
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> >MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
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> >TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
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> >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
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> >cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why
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> >father didn't punish him?"
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> >LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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> >TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
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> >before eating?
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> >SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> >TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
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> >same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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> >CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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> >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
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> >when people are no longer interested?
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> >HAROLD : A teacher.
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