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Pinoy Mix Jokes Part 2

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Post by donalyn._force Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:41 am

Mister and Misis
Mister: Kung ako ang gagawa ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si ZORROS.

Misis: E ako sino?

Mister: DACOS!

Misis: Dacos? sino un?

Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROS!
affraid tongue
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Job Interview
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?

Aplikante: Alam ko po king saan kayo nkatira ng misis nyo,
at kung saan nakatira ang kabit nyo.

Boss: Tanggap ka na! Very Happy
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Ama at Anak
Ama: Kamusta pag aaral mo?

Anak: Nag lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.

Ama: Ano, madali ba?

Anak: Chicken na chicken.

Ama: Anong grade mo?

Anak: Itlog po. kick

Ama: Bagsak ka na naman! bat di mo gayahin si pedro? Plaging my honor.

Anak: Unfair naman king ikukumpara nyo ako kay pedro.

Ama: Bakit naman?

Anak: Matalino tatay nun! geek
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Tanga1: Ano ang hinahanap mo dyan sa supot ng 3 in 1 coffe.
Kanina ka pa silip ng silip dyan.

Tanga2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa karton "SUGAR FREE". lol smash poke
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Post by tart_force Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:16 am

cz donalyn nice joke specially the tanga's lol smash thanks for sharing!
GODbless!
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Post by cuttee Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:28 am

Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis mo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit mo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!
lol!
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Post by pegasus202 Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:06 am

wow ang galing...tanggap agad sa work
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Post by nices Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:09 pm

hahahha takot pala isumbong ah at may allowance ka pa rommel lol smash
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Post by guyang Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:35 pm

wehhh... gud answer, no need resume and experience tanggap na agad rendeer poke
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Post by yoma Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:09 am

nyahahaa..tinangap agad ni bossing para kaibiganin mahirap na
baka magsumbong..
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Post by cuttee Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:18 am

ahakkkkk..tanggap agad kabad0 c boss ai ..lag0t pag nag sumb0ng...
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Post by vixen-ivy_force Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:30 pm

Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!
Misis: E ako, sino?
Mister: Si DACOS!
Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?
Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!

Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!

Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!

Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.

Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!

Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.
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Post by pegasus202 Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:36 am

lol smash lol smash lol smash
nice jowk mix n mix...
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Post by tart_force Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:51 pm

aprub ka na thumbs up lol smash
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Post by sonata_force Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:14 pm

Boss:ano ang alam mo?
Edgar:alam ko po kung saan kyo nkatira ng misis mo at kung saan nkatira ang kbit mo
boss:tanggap ka na!
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Post by pegasus202 Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:28 am

alam din nya cno ang kabit ni sir...
kaya tanggap agad...
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Post by tart_force Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:35 am

your hired lol smash
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Post by faith_force Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:31 pm

kilala ang kabit ni sir kaya tinanggap lol smash
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Post by pegasus202 Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:17 am

magkano kaya sahod nya...
kc alam nya lahat... lol smash
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Post by sonata_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:19 am

Bf:love halika sa dilim
gf:bkit?
Bf:alam mo na
nang nsa dilim na sila
bf:(nghubad ng pantalon at breif)
gf:bkit ka naghuhubad
maghuhubad na rin ako
bf:bkit tatae ka rin ba?
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Post by pegasus202 Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:54 am

lol smash lol smash lol smash
tatae lang pala...
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Post by tart_force Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:50 pm

ligaw na naman si cz sonata Shocked
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