FUNNIEST DEVORCE LETTER EVER !!!

Dar Wife,
Im' writingyou this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was t6he last straw.
Last week, you come home and didn't even notice that i had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wpre a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soap operas. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

(HETO NAMAN PO ANG SAGOT NG KANYANG MISIS)

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more that receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constatnt whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten dollars. I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. but when I got home you were gone. Every-thing happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have fulfilling life you always wanted. my lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich as H*** and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told this, but my sister Carla was born CARL! Yes she's actually a MAN! I hope that's not a problem!

hahahaha nice joke.....its so sad for the husband that he abandone his rich wife...hehehe

NYAHAHAHA CUTE LETTER .. Tnx for sharing

NYAHAHAHA N0W HE WAS A VICTIM OFCHOOSING WHAT HE THNIKS.BUT NOW HE GOES WITH THE WRONG CHOICE. . . Thanks for sharing

Nyahahaha its better 2 think and observe 1st b4 u decide or make a m0ve paktay k djan husband :P:P:P

carla or carl dollar or carl buti nga xeo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u got what you deserve!!!

nyahahaha poor husband