Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

by **issarosette** Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:01 am

Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn't say that ... What edition is your manual?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingie.
If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again ...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

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