The Male side of The List hehehe

by **issarosette** Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:00 pm

c§ 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old

§ Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

§ Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back

§ Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot

§ Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister

§ Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.

§ Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack

§ Good looking.........Arrogant

§ Honest....................Pathological liar

§ Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo

§ Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent

§ Mature ...................Until you get to know him

§ Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

§ Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself

§ Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall

§ Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday

§ Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested