MADE IN THE PHILIPPINES

by **pegasus202** Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:53 am

This incident happened long before Estrada was thrown out of office.

President Clinton called President Estrada of the Philippines with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried.
"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a national disaster!"

"Bill, the Filipino people would be happy to do anything within their power to
help you," replied Estrada.

"I do need your help," said Bill. "Could you possibly send 100,000,000 condoms
ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Estrada.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bill.

"Yes?" said Estrada.

Showing off, Bill said,"Could the condoms be red, white and blue in color and
at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?"

"No problem," replied Estrada, with that, Estrada hung up and called the owner
of Philippine Prophilactic.

"I need a favor, you've got to make 100,000,000 condoms right away and send them
to the White House."

"Consider it done Mr. President," said the owner of Philippine Prophilactics.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white and blue in color, 10" long and
4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said Estrada, "on each one, print 'MADE IN THE PHILIPPINES, SIZE- SMALL' ."