CRAZIES:CITY MAN

by **pegasus202** Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:54 pm

A city man was driving in the country when he took the wrong turn and got lost. He drove down a dirt road, hoping to find someone who might help him. He came to a fork in the road but couldn't decide which turn to take. Then he spotted a man rocking on a porch nearby.
"hey, there!" he shouted. "can you tell me where the road on the left leads to?"
"don't rightly know," the man replied, continuing to rock.
"well, can you tell me where the road on the right leads to?"
again, the man on the porch said he didn't know.
the motorist became angry. "you're not very bright, are you?" he shouted.
"maybe not," the man replied calmly, "but i'm not lost."