THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT
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THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT
by pegasus202 Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:07 am
1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know which floor you're on.5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream "Thats mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11)Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic! They open again!"
15) Swat at flies that dont exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smaking your forehead on the wall and shout "Shut up! Just shut up, all of you!"
19) Open your purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know which floor you're on.5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream "Thats mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.9) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11)Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic! They open again!"
15) Swat at flies that dont exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smaking your forehead on the wall and shout "Shut up! Just shut up, all of you!"
19) Open your purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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Re: THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT
by archang3l_force Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:53 am
If i do all that everybody will think im crazy hakhak.
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