Little Johnny VS Little Sussie

Little Sussie wasnt d best student in Sunday School. Usually C slept thru d class. 1 day d Teacher called on Little Sussie while c was napping.
Teacher: Tell me Little Sussie who created d Universe?
(when Little Sussie didnt stir, LITTLE JOHNNY took a pin n jabbed her in d rear)
"God Almighty" Little Sussie shouted n d Teacher said Very Good Little Sussie n Little Sussie fell back asleep. A while later Teacher asked Little Sussie
Teacher: Tell me Little Sussie who is our lord n our saviour?
(but Little Sussie didnt even stir frm her slumber. Once again LITTLE JOHNNY came 2 rescue n struck her again)
"Jesus Christ" shouted Little Sussie.
Teacher said very gud n Little Sussie fell back 2 sleep.
D teacher askd Little Sussie a 3rd question
Teacher: Wht did Eve say 2 Adam after c had her twenty third child?
(and again LITTLE JOHNNY jabbed her with the pin)
This time Little Sussie jumped up n shouted, " if u stick that fu**ing thing in me one more time i'll break it in half n stick it up ur arse"
THE TEACHER FAINTED...........lol..........ehehehehehehehehehe..........

...little sussie...