THE SKILLED FILIPINO

by **archang3l_force** Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:59 am

Three sportsmen a Chinese,Japanes & a Filipino found themselves in a bar the night before the skills contest.
As they were talking,a mosquito flew overhead making a buzzing sound.
The chinese drew his sword,swung at the mosquito, and the mosquito fell crawling on the floor. "i cut his wings off" the chinese said
As they continue with they with their cocktails,another mosquito came flying overhead. Not to be outdone,the Japanese drew out his samurai,swung it at the mosquito,and the mosquito fell dead on the floor.
"I cut his head off so he wont bother us again." the Japanese said.
As luck would have it another mosquito came buzzing around. Not to be intimidated,the Filipino draw out his "gulok" ,swung it at the mosquito & the mosquito flew away immediately.
Sounding unimpressed with his skills,the Chinese & Japanese said in unison,"You let the mosquito go"
To which the Filipino replied
"Oh i just cut him
off
so he won't father any more new mosquitos"