DOES WOMEN HAVE IT BETTER

by **archang3l_force** Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:22 am

Seems that God was just abou done creating the universe.The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations,so He stopped by to visit Adam & Eve in the Garden.
He told the couple that one of the things He had to give away is the ability to urinate while standing up.
"it can be vry useful"God explained to Adam & Eve." Would either of you like the ability?"
Adam jumped up & begged,"0h, give that to me it seems that sort of thing a man should be able to do.Please Lord,let me have that ability i would be forever grateful."
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,then she wouldnt mind if he were given the ability to urinate while standing up.
And so the Lord gave Adam the abilty to urinate while standing up. "And for you Eve.." He looked back into His bag of leftover gifts..
"Now what have we here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."