THE PINOY and THE AMERICAN

the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them
into croissants and export them to the
Philippines"

The American has a smirk on his face.
The Pinoy
listens in silence.

The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly
with the
bread??"

Pinoy : "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his
teeth and
chuckling). "We don't. In the States we
eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds,
and left overs in containers, recycle
them, transform
them into jam and export them to the
Philippines."

The Pinoy (kind of pissed of) then
asks: "Do you have
sex in America?"

American: "Why? Of course we do", the
American says
with a big smirk.

Pinoy: And what do you do with the
condoms once you've
used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of
course."

Pinoy: "In the Philippines, we don't
throw them. We
put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down
into chewing gum and export them to the
States.

T0ink chewegum exp0rt in usa hehe

Ahak bungakngak..nakuha mu americans..naisahan ka rin..hehehe

hahaha even if the cnd0m has been recycle i wouldnt chew that hakhak