CARTOON CHARACTERS ...A NEAR RESEMBLANCE OF YOUR BOYFRIEND?CHECK THIS OUT!!!

HEY...get a free ride into the wack-a-doo region known as my brain AND let me share some scenarios with you:

1. Peter Pan: Who hasn't dated this person? You know the one. The guy with the hot legs that sneaks in your window at night to lure you into exotic and distant lands? The bad boy hooked on the pixie dust? The one who is an awful lot of fun, but who just can't grow up? And what's with the young boys he hangs out with? And the short green mini skirt? Kind of suspicious, don't you think?
2. The Pirates of the Caribbean: I'm not sure about you, but there's something about a burly man who will throw me over his shoulder and take me to his yacht that kind of does it for me. Sure, he's a bit rough around the edges. And he drinks too much. But you just know he can drop some serious anchor.
3. Dumbo: This is my least favorite dude. The oafish beast with the manic personality. Up and down. Up and down. Up... and down. And really, where is he going with his life? He's just flying in circles. S*x with this sort of person is always very predictable: One small take off and a quick, and an unimpressive landing.
4. Pinocchio: This is the tricky kind of guy. He might act like a floppy puppet to the world the kind little dude who's nice to small animals and old people. But he's really a cad. One note from a distant carnival and he's out of sight, out of mind. S*x might be pretty exciting, I mean, talk about a guy who can grow wood at a moments notice. Plus he can sing and dance. But don't try to get him to commit. He'll be the first to say, "I've got no strings to hold me down."
5. Mister Toad: If you're the kind of girl that thinks by kissing a frog you're gonna get a prince, this just might be your dream man. But if he makes love like he drives, it's going to get pretty random and all over the place. Fasten your seatbelt it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
6. Buzz Light Year: Here's a guy with big muscles who isn't afraid to wear lots of protective gear. But he's a big talker with a deluded sense of self. And I don't know about you, but I couldn't have s*x with someone who, pre-love making, started shouting, "To infinity and beyond!"

* Note: Any male readers, if you're still tuning in, I know I've made a lot of fun of you. It's not like the girls are that much better. How many of you have dealt with Alice's of Wonderland? The type that act all coy, but freak out when you fall down their rabbit hole?

HAHAHAHA....GOTCHA BOYZ!!!! HALAVEUX!!!



FORUM RULE No.6
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edited by: jkakashi01

Dont go 4 "money" it will "deceive" u. Dont go for "looks" even that "fades away". Go 4 som1 who can make u "smile" becoz only "smile" can make a dark day seem "brighter". I hope i will find that grl....

So shyboy you mean we have to find a girl with a good sense of humor ha...when do we find her? Ahak bungakngak..

funny and original nice work ivy... i wonder which cart0on character i bel0ng... hakhak better ask my gf