A VERY FUNNY STORY

by **frenlysmile** Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:47 pm

Evrybdy who has a dog cals em "Rover" or "Boy."
I cal mine "SEX." (sex=name of my dog) He's a gr8 pal, bt he has caused
me a great deal of embarasment.

Wen I went 2 city hal 2 renew his dog license, I told d clerk I wud
lyk a license 4 SEX. He said, "I'd lyk 1 too!" Then, I said, "Bt this
is a dog." He said he didn't care wht C looked like. Then I said, "U
dnt understand. I've had SEX since I was 9 yrs old." He winked n said,
"U must hav been quite a kid."

Wen I got married n went on my honeymoon, I took d dog wid me. I told
d motel clerk that I wanted a special room 4 SEX. He said, "You dnt
need a special rum. As long as u pay ur bill, we dnt care wht u
do." I said, "Luk, u dnt seem 2 understand. SEX keeps me awake @
night." D clerk said, "Funny--I hav d same prob."

1 day, I entered SEX in a contest, bt d dog ran away. Anothr
contestant while I was jst standin ther, lookin disapointed. I told him I
had planned 2 hav SEX in d contest. He told me I sud hav sold my own
tickets. "Bt u dnt understand," I said, "I hoped 2 hav SEX on tv". He said, "Now that cable is all over d place its no big deal anymor."
Wen my wife n i got separated we went 2 court 2 fight 4 custody of d dog. I said, "Ur honor, i had SEX b4 i was married." D judge said, "D courtrum isnt a confessional. Stick 2 d case plz."
Last nite, SEX ran off again. I spent hours lookin arnd 4 him. A cop came over 2me n askd, "Wht r u doin in alley at 4 o' clock this mornin?" I told em i was lookin 4 SEX. My case comes up Friday.

by **archang3l_force** Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:01 am

Nyahaha thats why we should b carefull in naming our dogs... your ryt thats a very funny story

by **archang3l_force** Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:02 am

Nyahaha thats why we should b carefull in naming our dogs... your ryt thats a very funny story

by **nices** Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:36 pm

toinkkkkk lot of name choice, the for him is sex... lol smash

by **Angelu_force** Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:23 am

Nyahahahak its such a funny st0ry......What a such name for a dog "sex" hehehe!....

by **cutest_dmd_force** Sat May 03, 2008 8:32 am

WHAT A PET NAME!!!!! IT CAUSED HIM SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!

by **purple_gie** Sat May 03, 2008 11:50 am

A pets name that carried a funny story!
Yap becoz his name is sex so everybodys encountering this matter will be in trouble!
So be aware in naming your pet or else you're always in a mess or funny situations!
He he he!