SOME FUNNY INSULTS

1. I knw u're nt as stupid as u luk. Nobdy cud b!
2. Any similarity betn u n a human is purely coincidental!
3. R you always so stupid or is 2day a special occasion?
4. As an outsider, wht do you think of d human race?
5. At least ther's 1 thin gud abt ur body. It isn't as ugly as ur face!
6. Brains arn't evrythin. In fact, in ur case they're nothin
7. I lyk u. Ppl say I've no taste, but I like u
8. Dnt feel bad. A lot of ppl hav no talent!
9. Keep talkin, someday you'll say somthin intelligent!
10. Dnt think, it may sprain ur brain!
11. He has a mechanical mind. 2 bad he forgot 2 wind it up this mornin.
12. He has a mind lyk a steel trap -- always closed!
13. He is dark n handsome. Wen it's dark, he's handsome.
14. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
15. He is listed in Who's Who as Wht's That?

I hate to be told like that. tnx 4 sharing bro