give me a break!!!!!
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give me a break!!!!!
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A STORY IS TOLD OF A MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH AND PRAYS, " GOD, I NEED A BREAK. I NEED TO WIN THE STATE LOTTERY.I'M COUNTING ON YOU, GOD." HAVING NOT WON THE LOTTERY, THE MAN RETURNS TO CHURCH A WEEK LATER AND ONCE AGAIN PRAYS, "GOD, ABOUT THAT STATE LOTTERY..... I'VE BEEN KIND TO MY WIFE.I'VE GIVEN UP DRINKING.I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD.GIVE ME ABREAK. LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY."
A WEEK LATER, STILL NO RICHER, HE RETURNS TO PRAY ONCE AGAIN.
" GOD,I DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ON THIS STATE LOTTERY THING.I'VE BEEN USING POSITIVE SELF-TALK, SAYING AFFIRMATIONS, AND VISUALIZING THE MONEY. GIVE ME A BREAK,GOD. LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY."
SUDDENLY THE HEAVENS OPEN UP, WHITE LIGHT AND HEAVENLY MUSIC FLOOD INTO THE CHURCH, AND A DEEP VOICE SAYS, " MY SON, GIVE ME A BREAK! BUY A LOTTERY TICKET! "
A STORY IS TOLD OF A MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH AND PRAYS, " GOD, I NEED A BREAK. I NEED TO WIN THE STATE LOTTERY.I'M COUNTING ON YOU, GOD." HAVING NOT WON THE LOTTERY, THE MAN RETURNS TO CHURCH A WEEK LATER AND ONCE AGAIN PRAYS, "GOD, ABOUT THAT STATE LOTTERY..... I'VE BEEN KIND TO MY WIFE.I'VE GIVEN UP DRINKING.I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD.GIVE ME ABREAK. LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY."
A WEEK LATER, STILL NO RICHER, HE RETURNS TO PRAY ONCE AGAIN.
" GOD,I DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ON THIS STATE LOTTERY THING.I'VE BEEN USING POSITIVE SELF-TALK, SAYING AFFIRMATIONS, AND VISUALIZING THE MONEY. GIVE ME A BREAK,GOD. LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY."
SUDDENLY THE HEAVENS OPEN UP, WHITE LIGHT AND HEAVENLY MUSIC FLOOD INTO THE CHURCH, AND A DEEP VOICE SAYS, " MY SON, GIVE ME A BREAK! BUY A LOTTERY TICKET! "
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Re: give me a break!!!!!
hahahahhha gone mydear!!!!!! i only bought once but i didn't won and so i never bought another one again !!!! i don't have luck in the game of chance!!!! i will you the money and you buy you will be the one to buy!!! good luck my dear!!! you will the one to give me "balato!" then
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hehehehe nice joke... like to win but no buy ticket...
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Re: give me a break!!!!!
Wahehehehe Ay tanga aman ni bro, been praying all day, no ticket ain't that stupid heheheeh
Re: give me a break!!!!!
nyahahaha apokew can i do it too!!! thank you for your good joke u make me laugh jakjakjak
Re: give me a break!!!!!
like me how can i win a lottery if i dont bet? but i pray to win in the lottery!
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