Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
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Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by tusoquero Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:41 pm
I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,
"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and
shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big
kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and
there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So
I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, "Oh well,
she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they
will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." There I sat, enjoying
my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen,
yelling, "Give me a slice of toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going to
miss the bus!" Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office.
When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile
and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss." She then asked if she could get me some
coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better.
Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since
it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" Thinking it would make
me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea." So we locked up the office, and
since it was my birthday, I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have
lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we drove out of
town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and a
nice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't
we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini." It sounded like a good
idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her
apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, "If you
will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she
left the room.
In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big
birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with
nothing on but my socks.
"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and
shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big
kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and
there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So
I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, "Oh well,
she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they
will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." There I sat, enjoying
my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen,
yelling, "Give me a slice of toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going to
miss the bus!" Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office.
When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile
and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss." She then asked if she could get me some
coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better.
Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since
it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" Thinking it would make
me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea." So we locked up the office, and
since it was my birthday, I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have
lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we drove out of
town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and a
nice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't
we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini." It sounded like a good
idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her
apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, "If you
will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she
left the room.
In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big
birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with
nothing on but my socks.
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by papa_cologne Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:58 pm
hahahahahahah!!!! fishyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! 
i thought it would be his lucky day 
i thought it would be his lucky day 
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by carelyn Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:48 pm
whahahahahaha! bro. papa maybe the man have stuffy nose at that time he didn't smell the fishy stuff
bro. papa maybe the man have stuffy nose at that time he didn't smell the fishy stuff 
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by camhe22 Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm
hahahaha bro tusoquero do you have secretary lolz im just kidding anyway nice koke 
keep sharing your jokes!
im just kidding anyway nice koke keep sharing your jokes!
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by tusoquero Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:33 pm
Sure... Thanks a lot... lolz
Last edited by tusoquero on Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:34 pm; edited 1 time in total
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what a joke!
by cutest_dmd_force Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:00 am
... its too early for me to laugh out loud, (my co-workers are snoring by this time!!)
but i couldn't help it but throw a big smile to migforce!!!
..... i bet he's laughing at me now!
...... saying to me " you're fooled!"
but i couldn't help it but throw a big smile to migforce!!!
..... i bet he's laughing at me now!
...... saying to me " you're fooled!"
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by pegasus202 Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:26 pm
The miracle of friendshif speaks for one heart to another.It listen unspoken needs.Recognizes secret dreams and understand the silent thing.
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by helwa Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:37 pm
wahahahahahahaha nice joke hakhak
nice joke hakhak 
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by slaughter_force Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:39 pm
HELPLESSLY UNDRESSED!!!!AHAHHAHA
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by nices Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:44 pm
wew because of his birthday pinagbigyan nyahhahah.... nice boss he followed by her secretary invitation. enjoy triping and keep on sharing bro
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by archang3l_force Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:06 am
hakhakhak excited... nice one
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by gladden_force Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:05 pm
Long story but nice stuff bro.tnx hehehe
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary... (Joke of the Day)
by angel_jen_force Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:05 am
hahaha c0ol j0kes bro. . .
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