Taxi driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

hahaha tawa nga ak0 hehe first time taxi driver,funeral driver pla xa

Kasi nasanay sya sa punerarya. Kala nya ung patay ang kumalabit sa kanya.

nyahahahaha natakot akala multo tumapik sa kanya na nerbyos tuloy

Nakalimutan nya taxi na ang minamaneho. Akala punerarya parin.

How i wish c kamatayan ang nakasakay dun sa taxi
For sure sa cmentryo dating nla

Wahaha uwu nga pala kala nya patay hehehe

k-e-e-n wrote:Please follow forum rule #1

nyahahaha tawa q dun ai...d q magets sa umpisa pero sa huli npahalakhak aq hahahaha...kea pla ngulat sa simpleng tapik lang

Nasanay na kasi siya na patay ang minamaneho nya,sa 25years ba namang funeral car driver eh...hahaha!!!

Ayun,sobrang gulat nya dahil sa kalabit muntik pa tuloy maaksidente...hehehe!!!

eh kc ung tumapik sa kny amoy patay hehhehhe

Kaw ba naman kalabitin ng patay

hahahahaaha tol ok yan a kkita yan hehehee nice tol

kayo daw maging 1st timer hirap kea nun for 25 yrs puro patay ang sakay nea

k-e-e-n wrote:Kaw ba naman kalabitin ng patay

ok lng gwin k cyang subject ko hehhhehe